i'm at school at the moment ... and i'm F*CKING bored.. so i'm writing an boring journal for liveless poeple to read... so if you have nothing to do read my crap. and don't stop richt now cus' it's getting funny. my dog had an intresing day yesterday and he told me everything about it!!!! it went kinda like this:

i came home from school and said "hi iggy!!!" (yup thats his name... -_-) and he looked inmediantly an me. he started talikng to me and started to tell me things like. "twinkel (that is his sister) stole my bone!!!" and he starded crying. "why whould she steel your bone?" i asked. than he awnserd "because i stole her bone first." " -_- " was my reaction... i walked to my other dog and said to her "is this your bone?" than she said "no.. it's th cat's bone." "whith cat?" i asked (i have four cat's -_-) twinkel pointed with her pow to pinky. (my only male cat.) and pinky inmedianly ran away. when i found him under his bed i asked him "did you stole the bone from twinkel?" than pinky awnserd "yes, but before i coul eat it micky stole it from me."(my oldest cat) i stood up and searshed for micky with my dog. than i found her in our garden. "yes... i did stole te bone from picky... whith he had stolen from twinkel...but it got stolen by nell" "fine... > " said iggy. "dont worry iggy i'll get your stolen bone back" and we went to nell. nell was sleeping and i woke her up. "did you stole the bone from micky that she had stolen from picky that he had stolen from twinkel that iggy had stolen from her but she got it back..?" "w-what are y-you talking about?! i d-didn't stole anything!!" i looked at nell with a scary face and she told me the rtuth. "okay i stle it for noortje because she was hungry but afraid foor the othr animals." (she eats everything she sees....) so i went to noortje and found out she already had eat'n the bone... "and what now...? " i looked really mad at my little hungry cat... "uhhh... buy a new one?" she said... "a new one?!!?! and than all the animals in this house can steel it agian?" ..it was silent... "okay i'll buy a new one." i went to the stole and buyd a new bone for twinkel. she was happy but iggy still didn't had his stolen bone from twinkel that had ben stolen by pinky and than got stolen by micky and than by nell and than given to noortje aand she eat it up back. so i buyd another bone ant the store for him and that every boddy was happy.

later that day i had an really weird case. it seemed that my cat noortje had comidded suiside... i went to the sene and saw red... bloody jam... i puted my finger in it and smeld it ... it was strawberry... i looked around me with an profesor layton face and pionted my finger in the air. "this isn't suiside!! but murder!!!" pinky (now dressed as luck) came at me and said. "Woow professor your really smart!!!" "that's right , my boy"
a while later i made al the animals line up... all the dogs and cats looked at me. and that i said " this was and really smart crime... the murder really had thought of every thing... the strawberrys, the hair... but she forgot one thing!!! and that, my boy " i looked at pinky " was that the murder came here. " and i pointed my finger at a cat. at noortje her self.
"you aren't dead at al!! you just made it al up!!! arest that cat!!!" Dillan (my little brother) came to me and picked the cat up. and said "bad kitty!! >:C"

whan the strawberry mess was cleaned and my cat was in the time-out-conrer i tried to draw something when marth came home... "who killed him self today?" he asked "oh noortje" i awnserd "again? seesh...." marth noded his head... at the same moment dillan came in and jumped on marth "HEEY MARTH!!!!" and had ruind marths hair "nooo!!! my hair!! you know how long it took for me to get it like this?" "no..." marth trew dilland on the floor and tried to save his hair. and that marth saw my drawing from last week. he grabed it and ran to me "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!?!??" dillan stood up and said "hahaha aglaia drawed that a week ago" "WHAT?!?!!" marth turnd almost blue... "marth that's just yaoi.." i said "JUIST YOAI?!?!!? I"M FREANKING NAKED ON IT!!!!! WITH LINK!!!!" "so??? that sexy..." "marht looked at the paper again and got an nosebleed "now...nowt sexwy..." "you do like it!!" i pointed at marth and started laughing "n-no !!! o-ofcourse not!!!!" dillan slamed him on his back "i knew you were gay marth" "WHAT!!!!!?! i'm not gay!!!!!" marth ripped the yaoi in pieces "NOO!!!" i screamed "MY SEXIEST YAOI EVER!!!! " marth looked at me like " -_- " "HOW COULD YOU KILL MY YAOI?!?!" a asked crying "ehhh... just like i did...?" "dude you're dead" and dillan already made a run for it. "dead?" marth didn't understood it. at that moment i stood up and grabed marth at his wrist. "your coming with me!!" i went to the shower were link was and pushed marth inside "EEEEEK!!!! M_MARTH!?!?!? G-GET OUT!!!!" link screamed like a girl. "aglaia has locked the door!!!!" "OPEN THE DOOR!!!!" "A-AGLAIA!!! I"M FREAKING NAKED!! ...? AND WHY THE H*LL DO YOU HAVE A NOSEBLEED!!!!?!?!" "eh..." i stood before the door and was recording there voices. "did you leard your lesson??? marht??" i asked "Y-YESH!!!" "okay but i won't let you out" "W-WHAT?!?! LAT HIM OUT AGLAIA!!! I"M TAKING A SHOWER WITHOUT YAOI!!!" "no..."
after an view minutes when marth was dying from a nosebleed i let him out. link was really ashamed and marths face was really white...
"sorry for killing your yaoi..." marth stood behind me while i was drawing crap. "..." i didn't awnserd. marth put his arm around me and said "i an truly sorry so ripping it apart" i looked at him and than he kissed me "but i'm not gay, okay?" he said after the kiss "okay but it's just fanart it's not who you are..." i said. "than i'n okay with it. but if i ever find something as naked as this one on deviantart i'll eat you, 'kay?" i smiled and said "i'll keep my gay porn for myself." marth looked really weird at me and went away.

later i went to bed with marth (don't think the wrong way)....

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so...er... now you kow what i did yesterday....
well accualy not ... i was sick and made up an really stupid story for my journal....